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Good afternoon, Doctoress…”Fanta Fictitious(ly named)”
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My dear… Ma’am (if you’ll pardon the semi-dated prefix…), I will not be taking too much of your time over such a trivial matter.
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I saw a video on YouTube of you being arrested (or something) at a grill house. Frankly, it’s such a long video, who can be bothered to watch it all. Certainly not me!
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Perhaps you are none too proud of how you were portrayed in the aforementioned video. And I hope, you were not detained for much too long at the … “CUNTsabulary”
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But “Docteure” Fanta, let me tell you, from my perspective, what I chiefly “retained” from that whole mess, is that you have some beautiful looking feet (oh, yes!).
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Semi-plump and nicely shaped “carrosserie” and well-proportioned toes (and sparkling, well-textured and exotic toe rings), curvy heels, “wrinkly” soles, and mesmerising blue varnished nails.
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Disappointingly, there are no pics of them on your Instagram account. Shame on you… as that, would indeed be good and proper “therapy” for the “ailing” and the “uneased”.
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There’s no point in… “Pussyfooting” about it, therefore, I hope you are now feeling more serene, and will stay out of all kinds of trouble with the local… CUNTsables…
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…But, if it’s not too much of a bother, be ever so kind as to wear polychromatic flip-flops more regularly. Unlike many a middle-aged women, I bet you’d look “swimmingly” in’em.
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I’ll be sure to give “Doutora Mil-Jones” your (to be sure) warm-hearted regards.
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Have the rest of a pleasant and wonderful day, “Dre”.
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Wallack’s Point, Connecticut,
Saturday, July 19th, 2022,
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Text: Ronald William Miller
Images: All rights reserved.
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Post-Scriptum: Your blonde… “lady friend” (at the grill house’s bar) was “hot as all get out”!!! Since I do not know her proper appellation, henceforth, I shall refer to her as… “Connie Cunnilingus”
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